Blogs can actually collect cobwebs

I'd know, since this one is covered in them. 

I'm pretty sure the number of readers for this blog has totally gone to hell. Sorry, Alex (Hoskins). I've failed you. 

Well, should someone actually read this, I guess I continue?

Actually, just for kicks, when reading the following, alternate between a british/ heavy southern accent. 

This past week, (after leaving debate camp) has been really full. I've been busy sleeping, still being exhausted, and then somehow staying up to unseemly hours of the night? Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either. 

School starts in 5 weeks. This is not okay. Summer is required to last until mid-September, at the earliest. But Greenhill keeps breaking this rule. Maybe I'll write a letter to Dick Cheney, and he'll do something about this injustice. And if that doesn't work, I'll just move in with someone even more powerful, like the guy who invented Pop Tarts. Then I'll be under the roof of someone so powerful and strawberry/brown cinnamon sugary delicious, school will just HAVE to start later. 

Maybe that's why blogging is so great. Not because it is the little narcissistic hole in cyber space that every breathing creature craves, but because the most ingenious ideas stem from it. 

Ah, yes. Justice will be served. All because of blogspot.

Blog, I will never leave you again. 

...and by "never" I mean "not immediately".

-ZMar

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Quite a few things

...have happened since my last post.

1. After Microsoft Word started failing, my MacBook crashed.
2. Apple replaced my computer.
3. As a result of #1, I lost all my debate files and still had to debate in the tournament the next day.
4. Ended the aforementioned tournament with a winning record.
5. I miss my friends A LOT.
6. The world would be off a lot better without cafeteria food.
7. My brother is home from Japan.
8. Water bottles and 1/2 a granola bar constitute as a 3 course meal in college. No, seriously.
9. It is possible to function off of 14 hours of sleep a week.
10. WARPED TOUR IS THIS SUNDAY!
11. Gary Johnson, Shadman Zaman, and Stephen Babb, are hands down, the coolest people ever.

I'm sorry for the lack of posts. But I tried to make up for it by giving out hundreds of mints (see Post #1), which I did!

Stay cool.

ZMar

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