Blogs can actually collect cobwebs

I'd know, since this one is covered in them. 

I'm pretty sure the number of readers for this blog has totally gone to hell. Sorry, Alex (Hoskins). I've failed you. 

Well, should someone actually read this, I guess I continue?

Actually, just for kicks, when reading the following, alternate between a british/ heavy southern accent. 

This past week, (after leaving debate camp) has been really full. I've been busy sleeping, still being exhausted, and then somehow staying up to unseemly hours of the night? Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either. 

School starts in 5 weeks. This is not okay. Summer is required to last until mid-September, at the earliest. But Greenhill keeps breaking this rule. Maybe I'll write a letter to Dick Cheney, and he'll do something about this injustice. And if that doesn't work, I'll just move in with someone even more powerful, like the guy who invented Pop Tarts. Then I'll be under the roof of someone so powerful and strawberry/brown cinnamon sugary delicious, school will just HAVE to start later. 

Maybe that's why blogging is so great. Not because it is the little narcissistic hole in cyber space that every breathing creature craves, but because the most ingenious ideas stem from it. 

Ah, yes. Justice will be served. All because of blogspot.

Blog, I will never leave you again. 

...and by "never" I mean "not immediately".

-ZMar