KANYE WEST

is a douche. I feel like his image consultant is the most underpaid woman IN THE WORLD. Seriously. I would have had him cut my last check the night of the VMAs and gotten the hell out of dodge. I mean, seriously, Kanye? I wonder if he just wakes up in the morning and is just like "I wonder how I can be an even bigger douche bag today. Hm.. let's see. I've already started the toolish trend of essentially wearing window blinds on my face... what else is there? Oh, I know! I'll interrupt America's musical sweetheart, and look like an asshole "honoring" someone else who is going to win an award 10 minutes after I pull my little stunt. Yeah. Sounds like a plan. Mm. Yeah it's gonna be a good day."

That's probably what he does. Here's to you, Kanye. Because famous bastards need love too.

Later,

ZMar