The One Minute Writer 5

Here's today prompt:

"Describe the tackiest or ugliest clothing trend you've witnessed in your lifetime"

60 seconds starts... now.

The trend in 6th or 7th grade when wearing a dress over jeans was the ugliest thing EVER. Especially when the dress reaches past your knees. Is having your ankles exposed showing too much skin? This trend is second only to Birkenstocks. Birkentsocks do nothing for your feet. They're these beige suede clogs that don't match with anything. Despite popular belief, they don't have good arch support, and make your foot odor strong enough for the Pope to be able to smell your foot funk. At least Uggs, the #1 uggliest boot man has ever seen , have a purpose. I feel like my foot is a sheep when I'm wearing mine. If you live in a cold place (no, Texas does not count) Uggs are a must have. I have to say one thing though: Uggs + short shorts does NOT = warm. It = pneumonia. Put on a damn coat. And pants. Seriously. Your feet may be warm, but the rest of your body will not hesitate to get frost bite.

Later skater,

ZMar