The One Minute Writer 3

Here's the prompt for today:

What one feature do you wish your car had? Be imaginative-- outlandishness is welcome

I wouldn't say this feature is outlandish, it would merely be practical. I would like an automatic curfew making feature added to my car.

I can write the book on making curfews, as I am often faced with the task of racing across town with insufficient time to get home. However, if my car could detect cops, and navigate the fastest routes, I wouldn't have to waste my time repeatedly checking the rear view mirror for police (aka. power rangers), and peeling down the tollway.

And, when you think about it, such a car feature wouldn't be "illegal", it would actually be for the greater good of society. If more kids met curfew, less kids would be grounded, and in turn the amount of animosity towards parents would decrease. Moreover, if fewer kids are grounded, the number of runaways would decrease substantially.

So, this upgrade to my car would not only save America's youth, it would also save my ass from getting in trouble.

There is no downside.

Let's make it happen,

ZMar