This place

..is not Canada. It is Texas.

The land where it is not allowed to go below 75 degrees. Maybe 65 during December, but that is it. I am obviously a Texan. I own 2 sweaters. If I have to wear shoes that aren't flip flops, it's time to pull out the Snuggie and cancel school.

Speaking of which, there is a Snuggie for dogs now? What? The commercial says "your dog will love the Snuggie!" But I mean.. I seriously doubt dogs can tell the difference between a backwards dog robe and a Snuggie. My dog is a spaz. He would probably eat the Snuggie.

Also, speaking of Christmas, my holiday was kind of good and bad.

Good: I got the camera I wanted. Bad: Some douche bag stole my iPhone on Christmas Eve.

Let's say for example, some guy stole the phone so he could give it to his kid. What's he gonna say? "Santa lifted this iPhone from a teenager at the mall, honey, just for you. Because you've been such a good girl this year"? Or "My only crime is loving you too much"?

Well guy, I have a few words for you:

Mall security is taking you down. Happy Channukah, jerk.

Adios,

ZMar