11:11

..was 3 minutes ago. And I looked at my clock at 11:12. I was pissed. 

Anyway, today's post is going to be short. Just a few awards will be given.

Austin Keeler- holder of the most brownie points I have ever given. Take your age, divide it by 2, add 7, then raise to the power of infinity and beyond. That's how many brownie points. 

Waitress at Friday's (inside Northpark)- "gave" A-Keeler her number. 

Waitress #2 at Friday's- also "gave" A-Keeler her number. SKETCH.

Marble Slab- maker of  tooth paste flavored icecream

Avantika- NOT stalker person who reads this blog

P.S.- I'm a mind reader. I know you're thinking "Gee, that Keeler kid is pretty cool. I could use some pick up lines too." Well, dear reader, here's one: "Oh, so your name's Megan. That rhymes with sweet ass" 

* Note: Insert any name where [Megan] is.

That's all.

ZMar