YOU

...get to be the mind reader today. Today I'm giving you access to the inner-workings of my 8 year old mind. I am officially publishing my diary entries. The following has original spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. Nothing has been edited, added, or ommited. Maybe if I'm feeling racy I'll post my middle school diary entries later. (Probably not.) Enjoy.

Saturday May 14, 2001 

"Today my mom took me to the mall. You could almost call it a date. Before the mall bis. I had piano lessons. The woman who teaches me is Ann Herlets. As a mater fact piano is very popular but never mind that this is about my day. Witch was great because of my mom."

Wednesday June 20, 2001

"Dear Diary,

Today we went to the Science Place :) And the Imax theater I went there because it's summer I'm at DiscoveryCamp And tommow I'm going swimming. Well Diary that was today and it was part horrible and part great and thats it for today! Bye!"

*Note, there is explicit language below:

Thursday June 21, 2001

"Dear Diary,

Today was the first day of summer- for real and the longest day of the year. But any wase today was a jinkz and because of Chloe. Chloe is a horrible, terrifieing, loud, big mouth, buck willey, nasty, girl chimpanzee."

**If I remember correctly, Chloe said it was "weird that I didn't put cheese on my sandwiches". And she said that she had a diamond monopoly set. I recall asking my big brother and he said they don't exist. Then I came back to camp and told Chloe (quote) "You're a big fat liar, Chloe!". She then said something along the lines of "Yeah well Chloe sounds better than Zoe anyway!" Then it was ON. She totally deserved everything I wrote. 

That's all of 8 year old Zoe you're gonna get for today. I'm not sure you can handle much more anyway.

Ciao,

ZMar