Dear blog patrol,

...is it against the rules to blog more than once per day?

I sincerely hope it isn't, because I'm too excited about the hype this blog is getting to become a blogcrastinator (thank you, Alex Randolph).

So I was driving home today and decided to stop at Braum's. While there, I discovered a small malt is only $2. No tax or anything. I wanted to jump for joy. I wanted to call my sister in South Africa. I wanted to marry the person on the other side of the drive through intercom. I was so excited, I ordered fifteen vanilla malts. So now I'm at home with 15 malts and nobody to give them to. And I'm pretty sure my dog can't drink that much vanilla. So. 

Blog patrol, is it against the rules to lie in a blog? Because I just did. I only ordered one malt. And it's in my freezer now because I couldn't finish it. I hope that's okay.

Well, I'd better go now. Before you arrest me.

ZMar